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[blessed_bonds]

Arceus

[instead of a normal voicemail message, there's a strange noise]

VOICE | TEXT | VIDEO | ACTION

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[ APRIL 1ST ]

[anyprice]

[ sometime between the hours of 1am and 3am, A small blue and red squirrel somehow finds itself in your home.

It's in as quickly as it's out, and behind it leaves a pile of about 10 different coloured rubber ducks, as well as a small two-pack of beautiful looking japanese sweets. They look like art, really. When eating them, they're flavoured Blueberry and Sea Salt. Some flavours are just better than others. Underneath the gifts is a note in big, loopy handwriting. ]

Thanks for being a Pal, and helping out a guy in his time of need. Sampo Koski never forgets his friends, nor does he forget to say thank you! So, THANK YOU! This is just a small token of my adoring affection and unending appreciation. I'll see you around!

[ it's signed with a signature that's so exaggerated you can really only make out the word 'Sam'. ]

text; un:doordasher

[doublethumbsup]

heeeeyyyyyy god llama!!
its me Hermes!
lol remember me?

anyways so
I was talking to this guy in a hood with all these like
crosses on it
(I thought he was the pope lol)
(do u know the pope its cool if not)
and he said you uh
run a pokemon shelter?? Or something like that??

how do I get in on that?
cuz like
I wanna help and now I’ve got Benny and so I figure hey let’s help bennys friends!!

[blessed_bonds]

[Oh? Oh???? One of the people with the best vibes in this city wants to work with them? Success.]

Hermes! Good to hear from you. I don't know what a pope is (nat 1), but I do run a shelter for pokemon and other animals. I'd be happy to have you and Benny help out.

[doublethumbsup]

YEAH YOU TOO!!!

[Man, Arceus is so cool. What a chill God Llama.]

thats ok!
but yeah id love to help out sometime!
what do u need me to do?

04/05 Delivery ; Mockingbird

[paraselenic]

"The Spring Season is a time for stripping away the expensive commercialism of Winter to bloom new life and appreciation in the new year. Yet some wish to find profit even in a time of reflection. In stealing the sins of the season, Mockingbird sends its warm regards." [Inside the egg you will find 15 packages of Chestnut KitKats. How Lucky!]

[Should you try to report these in any way, all signs will point to the local Blockbuster.]